If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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