yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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