i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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