Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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