Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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