We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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