it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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