I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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