My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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