I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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