Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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