should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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