I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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