Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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