I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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