Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
