I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
