do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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