I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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