Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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