hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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