If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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