I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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