I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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