Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Found the puke drawer
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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