im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
FUCK WHALES
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