:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
