What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
