we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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