she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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