I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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