i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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