Don't you send me to vm
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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