Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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