I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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