well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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