im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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