The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Randomize
