you win again, gameday.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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