Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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