Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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