Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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