The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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