what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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