he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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