Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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