Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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