I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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