i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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