i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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