Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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